Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Biographies, sequels and a whale highlight this writer’s must see films of fall

If you are reading this article hoping this will be the one page equivalent of what Entertainment Weekly and other monthly movie magazines do every September profiling the next fifty plus movies coming out between now and New Year's Day 2016, you may just have to look to such boring regurgitated periodicals to get all the scoop for such useless trivial information because this latest blog is not it!

Here are nine upcoming films I can justify seeing on the big screen provided I don’t suddenly decide to save my hard-earned money and wait for them to come out on disc or video-on-demand three or four months later.



"The Walk": “Welcome to New York. Anything to declare” asks the inspector. “I am going to hang a high wire between the two towers of the World Trade Center and walk on it,” says French high-wire artist Philippe Petit (Joseph Gordon-Levitt). I admit before seeing the trailer the first thing I thought of was the possibility should I see the film was I would be depressed knowing that the World Trade Center is forever gone. I didn’t need to be reminded of what America lost on Sept. 11, 2001, and what continues to be rebroadcast every year by the news networks like CNN and MSNBC on 9/11’s anniversary. That was not the feeling I got seeing the trailer, however, as Oscar winning director Robert Zemeckis ("Forrest Gump" – 1994) takes audiences back to 1974 when construction on the World Trade Center was just completed a year before. Instead of a gloomy pall hanging over the film (no pun intended) knowing what would happen barely thirty years later, we will instead get a front row seat in the theater the way New Yorkers had their eyes glued to the sky 110 stories up that day in August watching a man, who as Gordon-Levitt’s Petit says, “was always searching for the perfect place to hang his wire.” (9/30)



"Steve Jobs": I have yet to read author Walter Isaacson’s 600 plus-page biography of Apple founder Steve Jobs that was published a month after the visionary’s death in 2011. What I have heard over the years since his passing was that Jobs wasn’t exactly the nicest person to be around. If such is true, I won’t be surprised to see some of Jobs’ negative personality jump on the big screen in Aaron Sorkin’s script based on Isaacson’s book. Just don’t expect the same mammoth coverage that was done in print. According to imdb.com, Sorkin has said the film will consist of three 30-minute behind the scenes events involving Apple’s product launches in 1984, 1988 and 1998. The last movie Sorkin wrote the screenplay on based on Ben Mezrich’s book painted Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg into, as one of his lawyers told him at the end of "The Social Network" (2010), “You’re not an asshole, Mark. You’re just trying so hard to be.” I was probably the only one rooting for Jesse Eisenberg’s Zuckerberg who was sued by two Harvard graduates and his own best friend for supposedly stealing their idea. Rest assured I will do the same rooting for Jobs as played by Michael Fassbender. Sometimes you have to be a complete jerk to get what you want accomplished. There is a saying for those who complain about the millions Steve Jobs brought in as a result of his technological creations, “Nice guys finish last”, and the ones who complain are jealous they didn’t think of the idea first which explains why those people are barely living paycheck to paycheck. (10/9)



"Truth": “What we’re talking about is you bringing your politics into your reporting. Where does politics not enter into this,” asks one of the CBS executives grilling producer Mary Mapes (Cate Blanchett) on the bungled "60 Minutes" reporting scandal about President George W. Bush’s military record in 2004 that ended long running news anchor Dan Rather’s career. I knew when that story broke that that was nothing more than the liberal “drive-by” media’s biased attempt to sway the 2004 presidential election even if the segment was true. I’ll just have to see if the film is kinder to Dan Rather and again paints Bush as the villain or if it’s just the opposite. There is one thing I am certain of. One of these individuals will not come out smelling like a rose. What I am not certain of is whether I will be able to picture Robert Redford as Dan Rather. (10/16)



"Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension": You won’t get any argument from me if you say that little independent found footage movie that could from 2007 that spawned off what will now be the sixth and supposedly final installment of the franchise should have stopped with the first one. I’ve, however, seen them all with the exception of "Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones" (2014) and I’m not worried whether or not the events of that film will tie to the sixth. Perhaps I’m just a masochist who feels compelled to sit through these predictable “found footage” movies knowing that none of them will end well for the individuals involved. Or maybe I’m just hoping all those questions about why Katie (Katie Featherston) was being haunted by whatever demon was going after her since childhood in that 2007 film and what happened to the kid she abducted in the 2010 sequel will all be answered now. Or maybe this is just another big mass marketed tease designed to continue doing another one for next Halloween. (10/23)



"Spotlight": A movie that paints investigative journalists as the ones to root for is a rarity. The film journalism instructors show to want-to-be future reporters, as a means to inspire them to go after the facts, is "All the President’s Men" (1976). Everything else ("Absence of Malice" – 1981, "Broadcast News" – 1987, "Shattered Glass" – 2003, "The Insider" – 1999) are all examples of what NOT to do in broadcast/print journalism. The reporters of the Boston Globe will be the heroes in "Spotlight", which covers their investigation into the Massachusetts Catholic sex abuse scandal. Considering how much “Hollyweird” only embraces Catholicism when a movie bashes it I am sure audiences will not only be reminded why some have left the Catholic church as a result of the scandal but will love seeing the church painted as the villains. (11/6)



"Spectre": What was the longest James Bond movie made? Expect that question to maybe come in a future Trivia Pursuit game. (Do they even make that game anymore)? Up until now, all the Bond movies have run the usual 130 minutes with the exception of "Quantum of Solace" (2008) at 106 minutes. The installment's running time is reportedly going to run close to 160 minutes (slightly over three hours if you count the 30 minutes of repeated trailers). What kind of villain two-time Oscar winner Christophe Waltz plays is as cryptic as the exact plot of "Star Wars – Episode VII: The Force Awakens.: Of all the actors who’ve played 007 since "Dr. No" (1962) Daniel Craig is the one I like best. Forget about how since Craig took over the role with "Casino Royale" (2006) these films have been mostly humorless. I prefer a James Bond who does things one wouldn’t expect to see. Craig’s 007 had me the moment that bartender asked him if he wanted his Vodka-martini shaken or stirred in "Casino Royale" and Bond angrily replies back, “Do I look like I give a damn?” Now that’s a 007 I am on board with. (11/6)



"Creed": Upon first hearing Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky Balboa would return again for a seventh installment I was immediately reminded of that early scene in "Airplane II: The Sequel" (1982) where a poster in the bookstore now features the boxer as a small aging Asian character after 25 plus movies. This time, the former World Heavyweight Champion is completely alone now. Bum brother son-in-law Paulie, who was played by Burt Young in the previous six films, has joined Adrian (Talia Shire) in that great big boxing ring in the sky. The story has Rocky training the son of Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers), Adonis Johnson (Michael B. Jordan – fresh off the summer’s box office disaster "Fantastic Four") for an upcoming boxing match. My interest is not seeing how Creed’s son does in the ring but whether or not this is really Rocky Balboa’s swan song. Word has it his character isn’t doing well and given that information comes off the Internet, well gee, the rumors must be true! (11/25)



"I Saw the Light": If you ask me what songs I have heard from country singer Hank Williams (1923-1953) I will not be able to answer you because as of right now, I don’t believe I have heard any of his music in my lifetime. I have a feeling; however, I will be wrong when I see the biography of his life on the big screen and hear some of his hits played and I’ll go “yeah, I’ve heard that one.” The one reason for my wanting to see the film is the chance to see Tom Hiddleston stretch his acting legs doing something completely different as up until I now, the only movies I associated him with are his role as the villain, Loki, in the Thor sequels (2011-2013) and "The Avengers" (2012). (11/27)



"In the Heart of the Sea": Usually when a film’s original release date is moved up to another time of year it’s an indication the studio doesn’t have much faith in the film’s box office success. Warner Brothers moved director Ron Howard’s adaptation of Nathaniel Philbrick’s 2000 best seller about an American whaling ship’s deadly encounter with a sperm whale in 1820 feeling the film was good enough to qualify for the 2016 Oscar nominations. (12/11)

©9/30/15

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Times have changed since I was in high school



The controversy surrounding the arrest of 14-year-old MacArthur High School freshman, Ahmed Mohamed in Irving, Texas, for bringing what school officials thought was a bomb but was in fact, according to Mohamed a digital clock brought to mind the things I, and so many others did that a majority of us got away with when I was in high school and grade school, and only rarely did the administration question our actions or thoughts.

I remember in grade school from 76’ to 84’ how in seventh grade one of my classmates imitated rocker Ozzy Osbourne and bit a head off a dead squirrel. I still say that story is nothing more than the stuff of legend as I was not there that morning before the 8 a.m. bell rang to actually see it. I do know that person had a “come to Jesus” meeting before the principal that day though.

During freshman year in high school a friend of mine and I took our English instructor’s offer for extra credit and submitted journals weekly. My friend wrote stories where he is “Mad Max”, the vengeful loner/former police officer Mel Gibson played in those apocalyptic films from 1979 to 1985 who battles outlaw motorcycle gangs. While I wrote a sequel to the gangster cocaine epic, Scarface (1983) called Scarface II: The Exterminator in which I cast various classmates in certain roles (and yes, a majority of those characters were killed off in my screenplay and yes, I was the lead character). If it’s any consolation I got killed off too.
When word got around in the fall of 1987 senior year that one woman classmate said she idolized cult leader, Charles Manson, and the government teacher asked her why, the woman’s response was as cryptic as when conservatives ask liberal supporters of President Barack Obama and possible 2016 Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton what things did they accomplish in office and can come up with nothing. The classmate offered no justification as to why she looked up to Manson. At least her conversation with the government teacher gave us all a class day off in which we watched the 1976 mini-series, "Helter Skelter."

Those weren’t the only questionable incidents. Another high school classmate I knew wrote dotted lines in his wrists that said, “Cut here”, that got some instructors laughing. When the ethics instructor asked him why he wrote that on his wrists he told him that if he wrote it on his neck, no one would see the joke and that his mother would kill him for ruining his shirts. The ethics teacher got a big laugh out of that one.

These incidents occurred at a time when mass shootings, though they did occur, did not happen on a weekly basis like they do now. Mass shootings in grade and high schools were as unheard of back then as the idea of hijacking jetliners full of fuel and plowing them into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon let alone envisioning the collapse of the twin towers. Yes, America dealt with terrorism back in the 1980s and liberals worried it would be President Ronald Reagan (1980-1988) who’d bring about the United States’ destruction with a full-scale nuclear war with Russia but somehow, that was all furthest from our minds, or maybe we conservatives felt safer knowing we had a leader who didn’t negotiate with terrorists.

Those times are gone now. If word got around about my little screenplay and I was a high school student today, I probably would have been called in to see a counselor as the administrators poured over my writings wondering if it’s the macabre bloody equivalent of the kinds of diaries mass murderers Eric Harris, Seung-Hui Cho, and James Holmes churned out before they picked up their guns and ammo.

Kids today get suspended if they so much as turn their hand into a gun and point it at other classmates as though that person may one day pull out the real thing. If instructors saw me uttering the lyrics, “All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”, of Foster the People’s Pumped Up Kicks, I don’t believe for one minute they’d accept my answer that the reason I was singing it was because I liked the song. They’d see my actions as something darker and more sinister.
Today as a result of the recent mass shootings in so many schools, the only reason if I had kids as to why I’d pay the outrageous tuition and send them to private school is not because of the supposed quality education my kids would get, but because I have yet to see anyone going on a mass shooting spree at a private school. I know my kids would come home unharmed. Ahmed Mohamed’s arrest was the result of today’s unsettling climate in America when most people still believe another 9/11 style attack will happen again.

“We live in an age where you can’t take things like that to school,” said Irving Police Chief Larry Boyd in the Dallas Morning News. “Of course we’ve seen across our country horrific things happen, we have to err on the side of caution.”

“People at the school thought it might be a bomb because it looks exactly like a fucking bomb,” said host Bill Maher on his Sept. 18 telecast on HBO who defended the teacher for alerting school officials. “Did the teacher really do a wrong thing? So, the teacher is just supposed to see something that looks like a bomb and be, ‘Oh, wait, this might just be my white privilege talking? I sure don’t want to be politically incorrect, so I’ll just let it go.’”

Maybe if 9/11 hadn’t happened and if mass shootings only occurred at workplaces instead of everywhere today and school officials consider sending students home with a note asking their parents to give them canned goods to take to classes to throw at would-be shooters as a means of self-defense, perhaps Ahmed Mohamed’s “homemade experiment” as Irving police found in their investigation would not have caused any alarm.

This is a different America now, Mr. Mohamed. But hey, at least you got invited by President Obama to visit the White House.

©9/23/15

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Who can resist the "Dark Side" of Star Wars movie merchandising?

Before...
When the teaser trailer for "Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens" (2015) debuted last November, a friend of mine, Michael Frazer commented on his Facebook page how it brought back memories of when we all played with Star Wars action figures and toy sets while in grade school between 1977 and 1983 when the original trilogy came out.

“Reminds me of spending our 20-dollar vacation allowance on action figures,” Mike wrote. “Of course, my Darth could fly. He had a cape.”

On Sept. 4 at 12:01 a.m., in what was being promoted by retailers as “Force Friday”, fans both young and old descended upon Toys R’ Us, Target, and any stores open that early to get their first dibs on the newest Star Wars action figures and Lego sets as the countdown draws near to the December 18 opening of Episode VII.

The quote from the Force Awakens trailer, “There’s been an awakening. Have you felt it,” was an understatement as I browsed through the Target aisle at one store ten hours after the unveiling to find my hopes of getting my hands on a 6-inch figure of villain Kylo Ren, female bounty hunter Captain Phasma or First Order Stormtrooper gone. There wasn’t even a BB-8 figure around (aka the soccer ball droid) to snag.

...and after!
“I’m surrounded by grown men in the Star Wars aisle,” said Angela Bardis, a friend of mine who commented on Facebook when she was at a Target later that day. “Is this the new Tinder or Match? Jedi mind trick…these are not the single men you are looking for.”

If there were any winners in this mad grab for the coolest Star Wars toys it was Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump who was seen holding his action figure of Kylo Ren.

“I had to body slam a nine-year-old to get it, but no one was going to stand between Trump and his Kylo Ren figure on “Force Friday,” Trump said. Ok. I am lying. That was the picture Mad magazine did but given how “The Donald” has been getting away with offending everyone and still his poll numbers continue to rise, the idea Trump body slammed a kid to get his action figure wouldn’t be far from the truth.

“It will all end December 19,” said another friend of mine, Patrick Keith, whose comment about Force Friday’s financial success didn’t evoke excitement. It was his way of saying if the movie fails to bring back memories of the original trilogy, then the toys won’t matter.

Keith may have a point. The Father of the Force, George Lucas, created both a good and bad thing with the release of "Star Wars" in 1977. Director Steven Spielberg is as much to blame given how Jurassic Park, E.T. and the Indiana Jones films have themselves become products of toy marketing. The Star Wars trilogy tapped into a gold mine that proved studios aren’t the only ones who can profit from a blockbuster but toy companies such as Hasbro, Lego, Sideshow Collectibles, Hot Toys and fast-food franchises.

Macquarie Securities analyst Tim Nollen was quoted in an article on money.cnn.com saying The Force Awakens merchandise could generate $5 billion in sales in 2016 while Disney, which now has the Star Wars franchise, could bring in about $500 million in licensing and retail revenue.

I have gotten to the point of questioning whether the studios and filmmakers truly care about giving audiences a great story today or is their focus more on selling toys, especially when it comes to the bad taste Lucas left Star Wars fans with the prequel trilogy (1999-2005) giving us Jar Jar Binks, laughable dialogue ("What are midi-chlorians?"), a lot of blue screen computer generated special effects, and well-choreographed lightsaber duels.
“The first film and ‘Empire’’ were about story and character, but I could see that George’s priorities were changing. I could see where things were headed,” said Gary Kurtz, producer and second-unit director of '77 "Star Wars" and "The Empire Strikes Back" (1980), who said in a 2010 interview in the Los Angeles Times how things changed with "Return of the Jedi" (1983). “The toy business began to drive the Lucasfilm empire. It’s a shame. They make three times as much on toys as they do on films. It’s natural to make decisions that protect the toy business, but that’s not the best thing for making quality films.”

Obviously, such negative commentary isn’t going to keep devoted fans from recalling their childhood memories where instead of investing their week’s allowance like me, and Mike Frazer did as kids three decades ago, today we’re throwing away our monthly paychecks on Star Wars toys regardless of the bills one owes. Seeing images of upcoming 12-inch figures from Hot Toys, which run between $200 and $500, 6-inch figures from Hasbro (despite horrible paint jobs) and Lego sets the past several months has gotten me uttering the words of Al Pacino’s Michael Corleone from "The Godfather Part III" (1990), “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.”

Whether I truly get back into Star Wars collecting as a result of the new movies is something not even Yoda can answer. To quote the green, pointy-eared Jedi master, “Always in motion the future is.”

Nevertheless, it will be hard the next few years to resist what might as well be called “The Dark Side of Movie Merchandising.”

©9/9/15

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Yet another reason I hate social media

We won’t post that sickening video of these two getting shot. We WILL post this…a beautiful picture of both of them. Let’s remember them at their best. They deserve better from all of us.

-The Comical Conservative

That was the statement posted below the smiling photo of WDBJ news reporter Alison Parker, 24, and photojournalist Adam Ward, 27, I saw on Facebook a day after the two were shot and killed during a live television interview the morning of August 26, along with Vicki Gardner, executive director of the Smith Mountain Lake Chamber of Commerce in Moneta, Virginia, who was wounded in the attack. The gunman, whose name I will NOT mention, later killed himself.

Seeing the video, which the killer - a fired WDBJ reporter and disgruntled employee filmed on his cellphone and immediately posted it on his Facebook and Twitter accounts just added one more reason why I not only believe social media does more harm than good. It shows just how sick most people really are if the first thing they can’t wait to see on the Internet is a snuff video showing innocent young people senselessly cut down in their prime.

As I write this column, the viewing numbers on YouTube upon doing a search for “Alison Parker” or “reporters shot” range in the six and seven digits on several YouTube accounts which replay the barely two-minute interview and aftermath in its entirety.
“It will sound horribly callous, but I think that video needs to be out there so that people understand just how awful and real this was. And maybe – just maybe – that would help usher in meaningful discussions and laws on gun control,” said a friend of mine who replied underneath my Facebook post of the picture. “Unless people are confronted with the horrible reality, it allows them to avoid the real issues at play here. I don’t like suggesting it because I know for the families it would be absolute torture but perhaps if we all put ourselves in the victims’ shoes for a moment, it tilts the conversation.”

Call me old fashioned or a grouch who believes 99 percent change is not for the better and won’t embrace social media but I prefer the days of yesteryear when the Internet was not around and such disturbing live-on-air events like President Reagan’s attempted assassination in 1981 and the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster were only shown in their graphic entirety on the day they happened and a few days later. The only other times viewers were subjected to such replays was when the news networks ran special segments on the topic.

Today, because of the technology we got at our fingertips all one has to do is point and film and minutes, if not hours later, the brief movie is on the Internet for the world to see. If Facebook and Twitter had been around in 1963, the Zapruder film showing President Kennedy’s assassination would have hit the online social networks hours after the killing, probably while the Secret Service and law enforcement were still investigating.

I see no purpose in watching such macabre images like the 9/11 jumpers at the World Trade Center which can still be seen on YouTube today other than to make one more depressed than they already might be.
I just know some of you reading this will say, I am being too hard on social media and that showing such real-life videos of people shot to death helps law enforcement not in only their investigations but also catch the killers.

You may think I am the weird one who, being in my mid-40s now, still browses Star Wars toy collecting and Lego building websites, who think it’s time for me to grow up and get up to date on the day’s current events. I think there is something seriously wrong with that person when they ask me if I saw that unedited video on the Internet of the Israeli pilot being burned to death by ISIS fighters and expresses their excitement viewing it.

So pardon me if I don’t share you people’s morbid curiosity and fascination with death and tragedy. I don’t need yet another disturbing video to remind me of the evil that exists in the world. Thanks to social media we are getting way too much of it on a daily basis.

©9/2/15